Archive for August, 2008

Sarah Larson cheated on The Clooney?! Impossible!

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

In a shocking revelation that could only come out in the news vacuum before a holiday weekend (Diggin’ those Heidi Montag posts?), it appears Sarah Larson actually grew weary of The Clooney’s charm and cheated on him while they were dating, according to Page Six:
Larson seems to have a roving eye. Sin City sources [...]

Sarah Larson cheated on The Clooney?! Impossible!

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

In a shocking revelation that could only come out in the news vacuum before a holiday weekend (Diggin’ those Heidi Montag posts?), it appears Sarah Larson actually grew weary of The Clooney’s charm and cheated on him while they were dating, according to Page Six:
Larson seems to have a roving eye. Sin City sources [...]

Michael Jackson used to be black

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Michael Jackson, donned in pajama pants and a tuxedo jacket (Still got it!), made an unusual public appearance yesterday at Planet Hollywood in preparation for his 50th birthday celebration. That’s right, this is what a 50-year-old black man is supposed to look like. So, I dunno what Samuel L. Jackson is doing to himself, but [...]

Jodie Marsh has ridiculous breasts

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

These are shots of British reality TV star Jodie Marsh at the premiere of Daylight Robbery. Jodie is apparently the scourge of the English celebrity scene and likes to show up at red carpet events in Spandex. Think Andy Dick but with gigantor boobs. That said, don’t tell me this isn’t Britney Spears in 10 [...]

Jodie Marsh has ridiculous breasts

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

These are shots of British reality TV star Jodie Marsh at the premiere of Daylight Robbery. Jodie is apparently the scourge of the English celebrity scene and likes to show up at red carpet events in Spandex. Think Andy Dick but with gigantor boobs. That said, don’t tell me this isn’t Britney Spears in 10 [...]

Heidi Montag contemplates an upgrade

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Yes, Heidi, you’ve got the right idea. This is definitely the way to finally get people to respect you as an artist. No foolin’. In the meantime after looking at these pictures, I gotta ask: Does no one carry a gun to the supermarket anymore? You can’t tell me there wasn’t some old lady packin’ [...]

Kelly Osbourne propositioned by Axl Rose

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Axl Rose reportedly came on strong to Kelly Osbourne at a party. Designer Richie Rich watched the whole thing go down and couldn’t believe the crap coming out of the 46-year-old singer’s mouth, according to OK! Magazine:
“He was really weird with her,” said the Heatherette fashionista at a party for the launch of the new [...]

Hilary Duff's dad gets 10 days in jail

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Hilary Duff’s father Bob Duff was sentenced to 10 days in jail yesterday during a trial over, I shit you not, who will pay for Hilary’s 21st birthday. (He was sentenced for failing to report the sale of assets, not for the birthday party.) Apparently, Hilary’s mother Susan wants to make sure Hilary gets just [...]

Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson blog attack Michael Lohan

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson both took to their celebrity blogs after Michael Lohan publicly called Samantha a “drug” for Lindsay and claimed she would out Lindsay in a tell-all book. Lindsay became so incensed she churned out the following hyphen-laden diatribe on MySpace:
If you have something to say to me, say it to my [...]

Jodie Marsh has ridiculous breasts

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

These are shots of British reality TV star Jodie Marsh at the premiere of Daylight Robbery. Jodie is apparently the scourge of the English celebrity scene and likes to show up at red carpet events in Spandex. Think Andy Dick but with gigantor boobs. That said, don’t tell me this isn’t Britney Spears in 10 [...]