Archive for October, 2008

Kate Moss has the best Halloween costume of all

Friday, October 31st, 2008

While other celebrity chicks are slutting it up for Halloween, Kate Moss is staying true to the holiday’s roots by flying to L.A. and scaring the bejeezus out of Angelenos with her natural looks. Keep in mind that Moss is a) only 34 years old and b) earns millions of dollars every year based solely [...]

Kendra Wilkinson is CANDY THE STRIPPER WHO DIDN'T GIVE HER BOYFRIEND HER TIPS? (I have no clue.)

Friday, October 31st, 2008

Okay, last one. (For today.) Here’s Kendra Wilkinson at Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s Halloween party in Manhattan last night. I have no idea what she’s supposed to be, but who the hell cares look at that butt. In the meantime, I should probably start finding out what’s happening in the real world. Al Qaeda [...]

Traci Bingham is DEPUTY 'I HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER SOCIETY BUT MY CHEST'

Friday, October 31st, 2008

Here’s Tracy Bingham showing up to some Halloween party dressed as a naughty police officer or something. Yes, that’s right, more photos of celebrities in costume on Halloween. Shocking, I know. I didn’t win this Pulitzer by delivering the expected. No, it was my bold reporting and for really going after the stories nobody else [...]

Kim Kardashian is WONDER WOMAN WITH A CELLULITE PROBLEM

Friday, October 31st, 2008

Kim Kardashian dressed up like Wonder Woman for Halloween and as an avid comic book geek I can’t sit idly by without making a few comments:
1. WONDER WOMAN DOESN’T WEAR BLACK PANTYHOSE. Jesus. That’s borderline blasphemy! It’s pretty sad when Lynda Carter can probably pull off the original outfit – and she’s almost 60.
2. Wonder [...]

Mariah Carey is FIREFIGHTER BREASTY SAMSON

Friday, October 31st, 2008

A lingerie-clad Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon rode on the back of a fire engine to a Halloween party in New York City last night. So, if you live in the Big Apple and no one responded to your apartment burning down, take comfort knowing these two lovebirds made a grand entrance to [...]

Heidi Montag is OFFICER BUSTY JONES

Friday, October 31st, 2008

These are pics of Heidi Montag decked out for Halloween, and while I dodged a bullet yesterday, there’s no way I’m not posting this latest set to hit my desk. Chins McJugs dressed up as a slutty cop? That’s everything this site stands for. When The Superficial Writers came over on the Mayflower trying to [...]

Madonna & A-Rod having crazy sex in Jerry Seinfeld's mansion (I knew it!)

Friday, October 31st, 2008

Jerry Seinfeld may be one of the richest entertainers alive, but apparently he’s always there for a friend. Even one who needs a private location to bang his undead mistress right after she announced her divorce. The Sun reports:
A Hamptons source said: “A-Rod arrived at the airport by helicopter and was whisked away in one [...]

Paris Hilton needs a clear gel that's strong enough for a man – but pH balanced for a woman

Friday, October 31st, 2008

An Exclusive Behind the Scenes Look at Why You’re Staring at Paris’ Crusty Armpit:
Just after the Aubrey O’Day post, I’m sifting through photos that are available to me from various sources, and I come across a set of Heidi and Spencer pics which are stupid tempting on a day like today. But then I remembered, [...]

Heidi Montag is OFFICER BUSTY JONES

Friday, October 31st, 2008

These are pics of Heidi Montag decked out for Halloween, and while I dodged a bullet yesterday, there’s no way I’m not posting this latest set to hit my desk. Chins McJugs dressed up as a slutty cop? That’s everything this site stands for. When The Superficial Writers came over on the Mayflower trying to [...]

Aubrey O'Day doesn't show enough chest

Friday, October 31st, 2008

Former Danity Kane member Aubrey O’Day got drunk last night partying in West Hollywood and, Jesus, can you tell it’s the slowest news days known to man? Hilary Duff, Sophie Monk, Lance Bass and now Aubrey; where are the real celebrities hiding? Besides Barack Obama’s house – ’cause he’s a Commie! (Beat you to it.) [...]